Doneness

Steak cooked medium:
A thin ribbon of red like
Sunset’s final light

Refill

To keep me happy:
A bottomless coffee fills
My bottomless heart

The Uneaten

Today’s noble deed:
I’ll sacrifice my stomach
On your leftovers

Sour

I’m a vinegar
Coleslaw girl living in a
Creamy coleslaw world

Fine Like Wine

You’re like Pinot Noir:
You go well with everything;
Bound to break my heart

Crumbs

I worry about
The kind of ants a subway
Picnic will attract

The Cave

The inner core of
A strawberry is like a
Sparkling geode

Grouch

I’m feeling crusty
But not like a creme brulee
Crusty like pink eye

Shaker

Those who fear their food
Has been sneezed on should worry
About their pepper 

Hula Hootch

Swirling around a
Glass of wine feels like using
A hand hula hoop

Peppermint

My broken tooth piece
Looks like what I cracked it on
A hard candy piece

Red Curtains

Cook surreal steak with
The David Lynch cooking show:
“Fire Wok With Meat”

The Calling

Cream of Wheat began
Its career decorating
In the microwave

Sesame Sweet

Snuffleupagus
Mislead me to believe that
Cabbage was candy

Transgressive

I’m using cow milk
On my vegan cereal
What tomfoolery!

Miracle Worker

Customer ordered
Hardboiled eggs in their shells
But without their yolks

Cheap Monster Makeup

Spreading chewing gum
Along the top of your teeth
To create green gums

Personality Test

What best describes you?
Melting ice cream, frying egg,
Or steaming tarmac?

Deep Fried Evil

The most sinister
Meal at the artists’ cafe?
Hellibut and chips

Ruling The Prep Work Domain

I am the potato Queen
The honour includes a crown
Made of curly fries