Archive for the ‘Vittles’ Category


January 14, 2010

Steak cooked medium:
A thin ribbon of red like
Sunset’s final light


August 12, 2009

To keep me happy:
A bottomless coffee fills
My bottomless heart

The Uneaten

April 15, 2009

Today’s noble deed:
I’ll sacrifice my stomach
On your leftovers


March 24, 2009

I’m a vinegar
Coleslaw girl living in a
Creamy coleslaw world

Fine Like Wine

July 13, 2008

You’re like Pinot Noir:
You go well with everything;
Bound to break my heart


June 14, 2008

I worry about
The kind of ants a subway
Picnic will attract

The Cave

January 15, 2008

The inner core of
A strawberry is like a
Sparkling geode


December 17, 2007

I’m feeling crusty
But not like a creme brulee
Crusty like pink eye


November 13, 2007

Those who fear their food
Has been sneezed on should worry
About their pepperĀ 

Hula Hootch

August 17, 2007

Swirling around a
Glass of wine feels like using
A hand hula hoop


August 4, 2007

My broken tooth piece
Looks like what I cracked it on
A hard candy piece

Red Curtains

May 11, 2007

Cook surreal steak with
The David Lynch cooking show:
“Fire Wok With Meat”

The Calling

May 1, 2007

Cream of Wheat began
Its career decorating
In the microwave

Sesame Sweet

April 29, 2007

Mislead me to believe that
Cabbage was candy


April 27, 2007

I’m using cow milk
On my vegan cereal
What tomfoolery!

Miracle Worker

October 6, 2006

Customer ordered
Hardboiled eggs in their shells
But without their yolks

Cheap Monster Makeup

June 29, 2006

Spreading chewing gum
Along the top of your teeth
To create green gums

Personality Test

June 17, 2006

What best describes you?
Melting ice cream, frying egg,
Or steaming tarmac?

Deep Fried Evil

June 3, 2006

The most sinister
Meal at the artists’ cafe?
Hellibut and chips

Ruling The Prep Work Domain

May 20, 2006

I am the potato Queen
The honour includes a crown
Made of curly fries