Archive for the ‘The Sleep Clinic’ Category

Improvise the Rise

January 15, 2010

I’m not using an
Alarm to wake this morning
I’m freestyling it

Where I Lay My Head

May 13, 2009

You’re not a pillow
But I’m treating you like one
Drool on your shoulder

Run-Down Recess

October 28, 2006

I don’t feel like Hell
I feel like what Hell beat up
For its lunch money

Stealing Slumber

October 10, 2006

Sleep is the hand that
Comes up from my pillow and
Pulls me to dream land


April 26, 2006

Try hibernation
It's not just for winter and
It's not just for bears


April 11, 2006

Just how tired was I?
Instead of face wash I used
Minty fresh toothpaste


March 20, 2006

Last night I dreamt of
Rewriting a sleep Haiku,
Syllable Panic

The Irony

February 16, 2006

I am so obsessed
With insomnia that it
Keeps me up at night

The Campaign

February 13, 2006

Body, rally up,
Lay siege on the land of sleep
Conquer the caffeine!

Sleep vs. Pet

February 10, 2006

Earplugs are no match
To my cat’s determined meows
I sleep on her terms


January 31, 2006

Above me lives a
Tap dancing bear who trains till
Four in the morning


January 30, 2006

My insomnia:
Getting eight hours of sleep spread
Out over three days