Self-Sufficiency

My cat tries to teach
Me to hunt a sock dummy
Got to start somewhere

Regeneration

Did you know that a
Halved twenty will make two bills
Just like a cut worm

Pack Mule

I’m a donkey with
My cloth grocery bags slung
Over my shoulders

Rock On

With her ears flat back
My cat’s head looks much like a
Flying V guitar

Cheap Monster Makeup II

Pet a shedding cat
The excess fur will make you
Look like a werewolf

Voyage

A lone ant explores
To conquer like a little
Vasco da Gama

Lilliputians

My last Google search:
“Ant bites” plus “large colony”
Plus “takeover plans”

The In Hive

The only bees I
Dislike are the Killer kind
They are so stuck up

Fistfull

Removing the clog
Of cat hair from the lint trap
Is very pleasing

Spooky

I thought the attic
Was haunted but it turned out
To be a wasp nest

Non-Existent

I’ve tried to find wasps’
Redeemable qualities
And I’m still looking

Comparison

Wasps are not like bees
Bees make honey, spread flowers
While wasps only sting

Monster

My foot under the
Covers unsettles my cat
Terror from below

Liberal Bias Debatable

The New York Times and
My cat share a common trait
They’re both Gray Ladies

Wienerdog

A running dachshund
Looks like a wave rippling from
The front to the back

Aerodynamic

Kitty Hawk is the
Name of the birthplace of flight
And my cat's hairdo

Aquatic

His shark whisperer
Talent stayed hidden because
He'd never met one

Pairs Competition

The Cat Olympics'
Exciting new event is
Synchronized grooming

The Philosopher II

NothingNessie said
"Hell is other cryptids of
Unknown origins."

One of Us

"Gobble gobble hey!"
Sings Turkey Joey Ramone
Best band on the farm