Lemon

I like to think she
Nicknamed me Lemon because
I came to her aid

Sesame Sweet

Snuffleupagus
Mislead me to believe that
Cabbage was candy

Magic

What I need is a
Spell to help me concentrate
A Hocus Focus

Transgressive

I’m using cow milk
On my vegan cereal
What tomfoolery!

Splat

Rain hit the pavement
Like tomatoes hit the stage
During a bad play

Emperor Accessories

I’m Napoleon
With my left hand in my coat
Changing my Shuffle