Archive for May, 2006

Aerodynamic

May 31, 2006

Kitty Hawk is the
Name of the birthplace of flight
And my cat's hairdo

Showing Age

May 30, 2006

My computer is
A rebelling eight year old
They grow up so fast!

Invasion

May 29, 2006

Before my morning
Coffee customers look like
Barbarian hordes

The Great Wall

May 28, 2006

Disappointed that
Wall Street is not surrounded
By a giant Wall

Popping

May 27, 2006

Colonel Popcorn aims
To bring his potential to
The snack food conflict

No Quackery Involved

May 26, 2006

His brand of tonic
Cures bad moods, sadness, and stress
And uplifts the soul

 – For Matthew Lymer.

The Skyline

May 25, 2006

Boredominium:
The feeling provoked by the
Landscape of condos

The Audition

May 24, 2006

When trying out for
A zombie film, shuffle like
Subway passengers

Aptitude Test

May 23, 2006

My career options
Include mad scientist or
Soldier of fortune

No Appoinment Necessary

May 22, 2006

On the subway he's
The Travelling Therapist
Gives advice to go

Jibba Jabba

May 21, 2006

Today my mom and
Mr. T share a birthday
They pity the fools

Ruling The Prep Work Domain

May 20, 2006

I am the potato Queen
The honour includes a crown
Made of curly fries

Aquatic

May 19, 2006

His shark whisperer
Talent stayed hidden because
He'd never met one

Bento Palette

May 18, 2006

The most popular
Meal at the artists’ cafe
Is Tempera Shrimp

– for bloglily

Starter Set

May 17, 2006

Working my way up
To a bed of nails with a
Bed of bowling pins

Served With Toast

May 16, 2006

The breakfast special
At the artists' cafe is
Cheesy Scribbled Eggs

Pairs Competition

May 15, 2006

The Cat Olympics'
Exciting new event is
Synchronized grooming

Beware

May 14, 2006

New breed of monster:
Elegant necktie zombie,
Stylishly feeding

Limited Service

May 13, 2006

Waitressing triage:
Prioritize customers
According to need

Sanity Brigade

May 12, 2006

Put out the fire
Of rational thinking with
Buckets of crazy