Only good songs need
Apply for the position
Of ear-drum player
Archive for February, 2006
The Musician
February 28, 2006Under the Weather
February 27, 2006Getting sick shouldn’t
Happen on a day off; it
Should cause a day off
Kitty the Foodie
February 26, 2006My cat's a gourmet;
She eats her food off the ground
Seasoned with floor spice
My Hero
February 25, 2006Clad in slumber wear
And stealthy with her pillow:
Pyjama Ninja!
Keep Walking
February 24, 2006Our worst customer
Went past the restaurant like
An icy shiver
The Jitters
February 23, 2006I love coffee but
My hands shake like an earthquake
Is eight cups too much?
Questionable
February 22, 2006I’m suspicious of
Quotation marks on menus
What else could “Milk” be?
The Shortcut
February 21, 2006I’m looking for a
Seventeen syllable word–
Laziest haiku
The Solution
February 20, 2006“This cup’s edge is sharp,”
Was the complaint; the server
Replied, “Have a straw!”
Serving the Mateys
February 19, 2006I like to pretend,
When chopping potatoes, that
I’m a pirate chef
Fluffy
February 18, 2006Fear of rabbit-fur
Sweaters traps him home 'cause he's
Angoraphobic
Princess Waitress
February 17, 2006She’s Cinderella
Which makes me the stepsister
That’s how she tells it
The Irony
February 16, 2006I am so obsessed
With insomnia that it
Keeps me up at night
Alert Guinness
February 15, 2006Certain customers
Should receive world records, like
“World’s Longest Squatter.”
True Love
February 14, 2006On narcissism:
Love from the one who knows just
How special I am
The Campaign
February 13, 2006Body, rally up,
Lay siege on the land of sleep
Conquer the caffeine!
The Breakfast Menu
February 12, 2006Least popular meal:
Eggs Quarantine, Decays sauce,
With Seizure salad
Not Yet Extinct
February 11, 2006The Thesaurus is
A dinosaur that eats words,
Poops related terms
Sleep vs. Pet
February 10, 2006Earplugs are no match
To my cat’s determined meows
I sleep on her terms
Settle Down
February 9, 2006“Traffic Calming Zone”:
Street sign signals nap time for
Excitable cars
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