By The Numbers

Twenty Eight combines
The stableness of four with
The luck of seven

Hula Hootch

Swirling around a
Glass of wine feels like using
A hand hula hoop

Sore Points

The blisters I’ve had
Haven’t toughened up my feet;
Weak spots in my hull

Pills For Cheap Waterfall Chair

Apollinaire would
Be glad that surrealist lit
Lives in spam email

Buddy Luddites

We have a bond based
On our lack of connection
Friends without cellphones

Munchie Malaise

My fridge has a case
Of existential despair
Filled with Nothingness

Peppermint

My broken tooth piece
Looks like what I cracked it on
A hard candy piece

A Quarter Of A Quarter

I wonder what the
Tooth Fairy will give me for
My broken partial

Note To Self

Be miserable
And you’ll be a miser
With your abilites