Raw Deal

This restaurant is
The living dead that’s going
To make a return

Opened and Closed

What’s the middle fear
Between claustrophobics and
Agoraphobics?

My Paradox

It’s because I like
Things to be so organized
That I’m so messy

Run-Down Recess

I don’t feel like Hell
I feel like what Hell beat up
For its lunch money

Fickle Fall

The heating in my
Apartment is yoyoing
Sweating and freezing

The In Hive

The only bees I
Dislike are the Killer kind
They are so stuck up

Stealing Slumber

Sleep is the hand that
Comes up from my pillow and
Pulls me to dream land

Fistfull

Removing the clog
Of cat hair from the lint trap
Is very pleasing

Spooky

I thought the attic
Was haunted but it turned out
To be a wasp nest

Nice And Easy

My deodorant
Smells like I’ve been using hair
Dye on my armpits

Miracle Worker

Customer ordered
Hardboiled eggs in their shells
But without their yolks

Non-Existent

I’ve tried to find wasps’
Redeemable qualities
And I’m still looking

DIY

At home dentistry:
Filling cavities up with
Dobs of Krazy Glue

No Waste

Patiently using
Up smelly moisturizer
One gob at a time

Comparison

Wasps are not like bees
Bees make honey, spread flowers
While wasps only sting

Monster

My foot under the
Covers unsettles my cat
Terror from below