If you ask the bus
Driver to call out your stop
Don’t put on earphones
Archive for June, 2006
Superhearing
June 30, 2006Cheap Monster Makeup
June 29, 2006Spreading chewing gum
Along the top of your teeth
To create green gums
Prom
June 28, 2006He loves tomatoes
His corsage was made from one
Pretty and tasty
Liberal Bias Debatable
June 27, 2006The New York Times and
My cat share a common trait
They’re both Gray Ladies
Theft Under $5000
June 26, 2006Is the value of
Theft calculated before
Or after the tax?
The Thoughtless Thief
June 25, 2006Common courtesy:
Closing the fridge door after
You’re done robbing it
My Prufrock
June 24, 2006Measure my time by
All the pens that have been lost,
Stolen, or dried up
Hipster Sweepstakes
June 23, 2006“You are already
Pre-Approved to like this band
The details inside!”
E.R.ia
June 22, 2006Musical Doctor:
Puts the “Opera” back in
The Operations
Woah
June 21, 2006His boastful claim that
“I read Camus,” sounds a lot
Like “I know Kung Fu.”
Precious
June 20, 2006Secrets are only
As good as the length of time
Needed to keep them
Feed Me
June 19, 2006Around me closed the
Patio umbrella like
A Venus flytrap
Soccer Madness
June 18, 2006When fans of winning
World Cup teams find each other
They honk like ducklings
Personality Test
June 17, 2006What best describes you?
Melting ice cream, frying egg,
Or steaming tarmac?
Quagmire
June 16, 2006Grimly determined
To cheer up a customer:
War on grouchiness
Anthropomorphized
June 15, 2006A fork with three tines
Is like those cartoon hands with
Only four fingers
WonderWord
June 14, 2006I found a secret
Message in today’s Word Search:
“Rent wine games for vogue”
Value Meal
June 13, 2006After School Special:
A deep dish of debt with a
Side of aimlessness
Travel Heavy
June 12, 2006When the airline lost
My emotional baggage
I went Duty Free
Storm Cellar II
June 11, 2006The Weather Report
Predicts the storm will last as
Long as the cash flows
